Run Kale Run

Oh Kale... The dumb dog is out running the streets right now. He does not do it very often but when he does he really lives it up. He has been running around the neighborhood for about 4 hours. I refuse to chase after him anymore, and John and I always say "Good he's gone" and then Gabriel starts in with his crying about how we never even liked him blah blah blah...HE ALWAYS COMES BACK.. and lays very low for 2 days, I can look at him with a evil eye and he slithers over to his bed. So anyways every so often tonight I have been going to the porch and whistle and I hear other random dogs barking at him pissed off because he is running free! I am sure the neighbors have about had it. Twice he was standing across the street and I tried to get him to come in and he looks at me like "I'm not crazy woman, I know your gonna lay me out" He is no idiot but he is sure a stupid dog.. Therefore when I logged into my Facebook and read the request to sign a petition against Animal Cruelty, I thought to myself..." Nah... not tonight!"